|A typical view through a typical porthole.|
As I stated in my previous "ORIGINS" post, the words "sudden porthole" came out of my mouth very randomly back in 1993...I really had no idea why I said it or what it meant.
As time went on I began to associate the 2 words with the ordeal most commonly known as "being born".
I realize most people don't remember being born, and so I will now briefly remind you of what it's like:
*one minute you're peacefully floating in a warm soup inside your mom when all of a SUDDEN a PORTHOLE appears...one thing leads to another and before you know it you've just been squeezed into an entirely different dimension*
|A dog peers through a "Pet Porthole": the device allows the dog to identify who just slammed a car-door within the dimension beyond his comprehension.|
I hope you all can accept my use of the *Poetic License* I obtained in high school creative writing class…if not, well then god damn I don't think we'd have much to talk about over dinner.
I figure if someone can take the word "porthole" and make a halter-top, then why can't I call my movie "Sudden Porthole"? What's the world coming to? Not sure.
|A porthole-themed halter top (available at Kohl's most-likely).|
In conclusion, I hope this finds you all safe and sound within your own little worlds.
And remember…don't forget to close the porthole when you're preparing food in the lower-deck of an Arctic Ocean Explorer!
|A polar bear that's about to get stabbed : (|